the shoe doesn’t fit

“oh no, fairy Godmother! How did this happen?” Cinderella whined. Her attempt at masking her disappointment failed. “I’m so sorry. So-so sorry. Cinders, I mean, Cindy dear, I want to know too.” She  tinkered with the third point of her...

Cinderella

This is the Cinderella fairy tale with a twist. A Roald Dahl twist. I guess you think you know this story. You don't. The real one's much more gory. The phoney one, the one you know, Was cooked up years...